After all this time, I still can't stop laughing.

[zaichikarky]

We all remember 15 year old, Victoria, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY&feature=related

Well I finally discovered a perfect match for her. Everyone meet 15 year old Angelique

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jThs13NXDn8&feature=related

I'm happy that I'll have all this free time when I go back home in December. I'll be spending a ton of it watching reruns of Maury and Jerry Springer

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[majesticzaichik.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Okay. I will type it out for you when I get the chance. Here's the jist of these clips:

Maury is a talk show. He generally focuses on two topics: paternity tests and terrible teens. Sometimes special children.

The terrible teens are the funniest. Basically, all the girls focused on those shows are terrible little skanks. Their mothers can't deal with the situation that has gotten so terrible and they come on the Maury show so that Maury gets these girls assistance(in various ways). Those two clips I have are my very favorite ones. The first one has been the most popular clip ever since it came out.

[majesticzaichik.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well "unfortunately" it's rather difficult to adopt if you're a 15 year old girl.

The friend who is visiting me right now, her step sisters are kind of like these girls. The youngest did have her baby at age 15 and i'm not really sure what she's up to now. I think she's run off somewhere with the sperm donor. It's sad because it's making the family very upset.

[majesticzaichik.livejournal.com]

Yes! I loved that one <3. But Juno is a nice girl. I LOVE her personality. Those girls are mean, to put it very mildly XD.

[majesticzaichik.livejournal.com]

The father of the baby was referred to as "Sperm Donor" by the family. I guess the girl changed her mind enough about him to run away with him, though.

[majesticzaichik.livejournal.com]

Here's the transcription. I didn't omit too much. And as a note, Tori has a very interesting accent that I didn't really transcribe. She has a real ghetto accent and it's very interesting for us because usually white girls don't have them, and the ones who do are usually huge bitches like Tori. I hope that Maury managed to reform her enough. It would be interesting if this was translated into Russian. I know Russia has shows similar to Maury. I used to watch them when I visit my grandmas. Not sure if they ever get as extreme as Maury and Springer, though.

-My name is Victoria and I’m 16 years old and I don’t care what my momma says, I’m gunna have a baby! I will do whatever it takes to take care of my baby. If it comes to prostituting my body, then so be it. I’m gunna dress my baby in all brand names. And if I can’t support it, I guess I’m gunna have to sell it. My momma thinks that I’m not ready to have a baby, but I have everything that my baby will need. If my baby gets cold and it needs a blanket, it’s alright, cause I have it. And if my baby needs clothes, it’s okay cause I have tons of them. And if my baby loses a pacifier, I have 3 more. I’m not having sex with not just one, not two, but THREE different guys. That’s right. I’m a player. But that’s cool cause I got it like that. My life dream is to drop out of school, to go on “Girls Gone Wild”, and to have MY BABY. And there’s nothing that my stupid mother can say to change my mind.
-Here’s Victoria. Come on out, Victoria.
-*BEEP*(I can’t understand most of that part).
-“I’m a slut? I’m a slut? *beep*
-You don’t know me! You don’t fucking know me!
-Whatever, whatever. Go on with your life!
-300 times?!
-Yup. I sure did. It’s because I want a baby. I will do whatever it takes to get my baby. I want to give it love and attention. All my girls got babies.
-You don’t think there’s something wrong with having a baby?
- Yes I do, yes I do.
-Oh so you want all the love and attention that the baby is gunna give you?
-I’ll do whatever it takes, it don’t matter.
-How about all this unprotected sex? How about all the diseases you’re gunna get?
-*beep*(I don’t really understand this part)
-You even told our producers that you had a prostitution plan thought out of.
- I do. *beep*
- I go to West(?) and I go do what I do best.
- This is REALLY serious. 300 times you’ve had sex unprotected. All these men you’ve had sex with, and now you’re collecting all these baby items. Your mother walked in on you having sex in her bed 3 times.
-Yup. I don’t care. I don’t care. That’s who I am. None of your business.
-You have a nickname for yourself?
-Yeah.
-What do you call yourself?
-Player.
- Player.
-Yeah cause I’m a player. It’s cool, cause I got it like that.
- , You don’t everything your daughter claims to have done.
-She wanted to tell you. You wanna hear it? Here’s the first secret.
-Mom, I know you think that I’ve never had sex in public places, but I just wanted you to know that I’ve had sex in public over 100 times. I’ve had sex in the park, in the mall, on the playground. And even on the staircase in a building.
- You know you don’t even care what people think about you.
-It doesn’t matter what people think about me. I am who I am, that’s all there is to it.
-Shut up, shut up! ….
-I love you. Stop. Stop it.
-There’s another secret, Vicky. You want to hear this? Watch.
-Mom, I know you heard a rumor going around that a girl was having sex in school. Well just to let you know, that girl is me, and I love every minute of it. And there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
-Tori, tell me that’s a lie, Tori.
-No it’s not. Yeah it is. Yeah it is.
-Why would you want to have sex in school? Do you want to have a reputation there as well as in the streets?
-So be it. Then so be it. Why does it matter? Why do y’all care?
-We care. We’ll be back right after this.