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It's time for more crazy shit to make myself feel better.
I made up a song with Bin Laden! Here he is while we were singing it together.
It goes...
*Chorus*
OOOOH BIIN Laden laden Laden!
Whatcha biin ladeying todaaaay?
Biin Laden Laden Laden!
Who did you kill today?
Bin: I killed the Turk!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: Yes I did
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: I killed the turk that came my waaaay!
Me: You killed the Turk?
Bin: Yes I did!
Me: You killed the Turk?
Bin: Yes I did!
Bin: I killed the Turk 'cause he didn't know what to saaay!
*chorus*
Bin: I killed the Russian!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: Yes I did!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: I killed the Russian that came my waaaay!
Me: You killed the Russian?
Bin: Yes I did!
Me: You killed the Russian?
Bin: Yes I did!
Bin: I killed the Russian cause he had a rumka too many todaaay!
*chorus*
Bin: I killed the Muslim!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: I killed the Muslim!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: I killed the Muslim that came my waaaay!
Me: You killed the Muslim?
Bin: Yes I did!
Me: You killed the Muslim?
Bin: Yes I did!
Bin: I killed the Muslim 'cause his beard wasn't long enough for me todaaay!
*chorus*
Ooooh Bin Laden Laden Laden!
I'm afriad you've biin Ladeying too much todaaay
Oooooh Bin Laden Laden Laden!
I'm afraid I must shoot you now, sooo
PRAAAY!
Aside from killing Bin Laden and saving the world today because I didn't like how our song went, I invented a new water bottle style. I sold it to the Germans and even got my very own model chick to make adds with! Here it is, I call it....
"the-most-fun-you'll-ever-have-with-a-bottle bottle"
Because my day had been so hectic, I decided to relax at home when The doorbell rang. This man, dressed as shown in the picture, was at my door.
Before I could even utter "WTF", he started blabbing. It turns out, he was selling a hair removal product. I slammed the door and made a mental note to put up a "no soliciting" sign up next time.
As I was going upstairs, I looked out the window and saw my neighbor stealing my garbage. DAMMIT, I was getting sick of it. So I grabbed my camera and ran after him. This time, he was caught DEAD in the act
I'm suing him this time, I HAVE EVIDENCE. The fucked up part is, he ONLY digs through MY garbage! Like mine is differerent than anyone elses? WTF? The only difference that I can think of is, unlike anyone in my fucked up neighborhood, the women who live with me use menstrual pads with velcro on them! HAH.
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Damn, that was fun. I wish I could go to bed right now instead of doing my hours worth of honors french reading.
I made up a song with Bin Laden! Here he is while we were singing it together.
It goes...
*Chorus*
OOOOH BIIN Laden laden Laden!
Whatcha biin ladeying todaaaay?
Biin Laden Laden Laden!
Who did you kill today?
Bin: I killed the Turk!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: Yes I did
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: I killed the turk that came my waaaay!
Me: You killed the Turk?
Bin: Yes I did!
Me: You killed the Turk?
Bin: Yes I did!
Bin: I killed the Turk 'cause he didn't know what to saaay!
*chorus*
Bin: I killed the Russian!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: Yes I did!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: I killed the Russian that came my waaaay!
Me: You killed the Russian?
Bin: Yes I did!
Me: You killed the Russian?
Bin: Yes I did!
Bin: I killed the Russian cause he had a rumka too many todaaay!
*chorus*
Bin: I killed the Muslim!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: I killed the Muslim!
Me: Naw you didn't!
Bin: I killed the Muslim that came my waaaay!
Me: You killed the Muslim?
Bin: Yes I did!
Me: You killed the Muslim?
Bin: Yes I did!
Bin: I killed the Muslim 'cause his beard wasn't long enough for me todaaay!
*chorus*
Ooooh Bin Laden Laden Laden!
I'm afriad you've biin Ladeying too much todaaay
Oooooh Bin Laden Laden Laden!
I'm afraid I must shoot you now, sooo
PRAAAY!
Aside from killing Bin Laden and saving the world today because I didn't like how our song went, I invented a new water bottle style. I sold it to the Germans and even got my very own model chick to make adds with! Here it is, I call it....
"the-most-fun-you'll-ever-have-with-a-bottle bottle"
Because my day had been so hectic, I decided to relax at home when The doorbell rang. This man, dressed as shown in the picture, was at my door.
Before I could even utter "WTF", he started blabbing. It turns out, he was selling a hair removal product. I slammed the door and made a mental note to put up a "no soliciting" sign up next time.
As I was going upstairs, I looked out the window and saw my neighbor stealing my garbage. DAMMIT, I was getting sick of it. So I grabbed my camera and ran after him. This time, he was caught DEAD in the act
I'm suing him this time, I HAVE EVIDENCE. The fucked up part is, he ONLY digs through MY garbage! Like mine is differerent than anyone elses? WTF? The only difference that I can think of is, unlike anyone in my fucked up neighborhood, the women who live with me use menstrual pads with velcro on them! HAH.
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Damn, that was fun. I wish I could go to bed right now instead of doing my hours worth of honors french reading.
