This is the second time I've gotten this e-mail

It's damn amusing XD.


REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE

Dear Friend,

I am MR THOMPSON LUKE, former personal secretary to
former Liberian President CHARLES TAYLOR of the
Federal Republic of Liberia. As we arrived Nigeria it
was not what we expected from these people, we were
disarms and the treatment that was giving to us was
unbelievable. I am contacting you in confidence to
help us in collecting the two
trunk box deposited by my boss in Europe the
consignment contains US$30,500,000.00(THIRTY MILLION
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLAR)which was secretly
sealed in two metal box for security reasons.
My boss deposited this money in a security company in
Europe when the America Governments pressurized him to
step down from the office and went into exile. I
personally therefore appeal to you for your urgent
assistance to move this money into your country where
I believe it will be safe since we cannot leave
Nigeria due to the restriction of movement imposed on
us as a people under political asylum in this country
Nigeria.Every arrangement has been being made by me
for a lawyer to meet with you for the completion of
this transaction.
Presently I can not go to the Security Company in
Europe to claim the funds because of the restriction
of movement imposed on my
boss and myself. My lawyer’s friend in Nigeria has
asked me to make contact and get a reliable person
that can help us claim the consignment.
It has been resolved that 30% will be the person's
share for acting on our behalf and helping to invest
my boss share of the money and any other assistance
you will give in this regard,10% has been slated for
the reimbursement of all local and international
expenses which may be incurred in the transfer
process. Finally, 60% will come to myself and my boss,
which is to buy shares and stock in country to secure
our children's future, To facilitate the conclusion of
this transaction if accepted, do send me promptly by
email the following:

(1) your full name and address.

(2) Company’s name and address if any
.
(3) Telephone and Fax number.

Please note that I have assured that the transaction
will be concluded within 14 workingdays upon my
receiving from you the above listed information. The
lawyer shall commence the process by contacting the
Security Company in Europe informing them that you
will be coming to pick up the consignment where the
Security Company has it office for easy collection.
This will happen as soon as I hear from you. May I at
this point, emphasis the high level of
confidentiality, which the business demands and hope
you will not betray the trust and confidence, which I
repose in you. However, you may need to give me
sufficient assurance that you will not sit on this
fund when this is finally remitted into your account.
As soon as I receive your response shall forward to my
attorney the information to enable Him contact you for
more details. You will have to liaise with him for a
smooth transfer of the fund. I shall forward to you
the certificate of deposit and other vital document to
enable you clear the funds.

Best regards

MR THOMPSON LUKE


In other news: FINALS *runs around crazily* . I don't wanna go through with this ;__;. Also check out that thread that me and Titus exploded with over 40 replies. It looks GREAT XDD.