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I decided to take a nice walk on the railroad tracks again today but this time went the opposite way, through the ghetto. Before I got to that part of town, I was having a nice time, listening to Beatles music ^__^. Obla di Obla da has got to be one of my favorite Beatles songs now ! It's so cute.
After about an hours worth of walkin' I noticed this Latino guy on a bike, trying to talk to me. I take my headphones off and find out what he wants. ME. He tried to tell me he was from El Salvador by showing me his greencard and he could barely speak english. Well, he DID know how to say "Oh, I like you". 0___o. I was SO freaked out.
He asked me if I had a boyfriend and told him no, I don't want one. I should have lied and said I was big redneck's whore or something. He said "I no have girlfriend. I want girfriend comme joo" 0__o. "Your hair your eyes beautiful..." Then he'd cover his eyes. His only problem was my height. He was a good foot or more shorter than me. "Joo so biig, so biig..." Then he asked me "No cigars" It took me a second to find out what THAT meant. Nuupe, don't smoke. Then he was like "No beer, no tequila? No marijuana?" This guy had a thing for tequila, I tell you. He talked about how it was alright to drink in El Salvador but when he had too much tequila here, he got arrested with his friends. At least I THINK that was what he was trying to tell me. Gawd, this guy must have been desperate. I told him he didn't want me and he'd find a nice American girlfriend soon enough and I was scary. He didn't understand that 0_o.
And I even told him my name. I was happy he didn't ask for my number, instead he made me memorize his number and told me to meet him there tomorrow at 3 or 4. And I have to go by there tomorrow too 0_o. I need to drop my tape off at Simpson's house. Good thing Simpson told me to stop by early in the moring. I never want to see that creep AGAIN.
This sounds like one of my BS stories down there... I could only wish I was making this one up! *shudders*. Greeat... I attract the creepiest men of them all...
After about an hours worth of walkin' I noticed this Latino guy on a bike, trying to talk to me. I take my headphones off and find out what he wants. ME. He tried to tell me he was from El Salvador by showing me his greencard and he could barely speak english. Well, he DID know how to say "Oh, I like you". 0___o. I was SO freaked out.
He asked me if I had a boyfriend and told him no, I don't want one. I should have lied and said I was big redneck's whore or something. He said "I no have girlfriend. I want girfriend comme joo" 0__o. "Your hair your eyes beautiful..." Then he'd cover his eyes. His only problem was my height. He was a good foot or more shorter than me. "Joo so biig, so biig..." Then he asked me "No cigars" It took me a second to find out what THAT meant. Nuupe, don't smoke. Then he was like "No beer, no tequila? No marijuana?" This guy had a thing for tequila, I tell you. He talked about how it was alright to drink in El Salvador but when he had too much tequila here, he got arrested with his friends. At least I THINK that was what he was trying to tell me. Gawd, this guy must have been desperate. I told him he didn't want me and he'd find a nice American girlfriend soon enough and I was scary. He didn't understand that 0_o.
And I even told him my name. I was happy he didn't ask for my number, instead he made me memorize his number and told me to meet him there tomorrow at 3 or 4. And I have to go by there tomorrow too 0_o. I need to drop my tape off at Simpson's house. Good thing Simpson told me to stop by early in the moring. I never want to see that creep AGAIN.
This sounds like one of my BS stories down there... I could only wish I was making this one up! *shudders*. Greeat... I attract the creepiest men of them all...
