pedophiles at 2 am...

So I get this call at about 2 am from I don't know who. Matt was probably mad at me and decided to give my number away for some freak to call me at 2 am. I was having difficulties sleeping anyway. So I pick up the phone and this mechanical voice answers. I think whoever it was used some sort of machine to talk to me at first! They like, typed the words in and a mechanical voice said them.

Me: hello?
pedophile: hello, is this Lisa?
Me: Yes... Who are you?
Ped: this is Mike shouder. I got your name from Tim... no Treefucker(some name like that). I just wanted to know if you'd go out with me because you're beautiful and I I only blow my cat... but I don't know where she is now, she's out!
Me: No thanks, I don't like going out with pedophiles that call me at 2:30 am.
Ped: It's not 2:30. It's precisely 2:14 am and 10 milliseconds.
Me: Whatever, I don't care what your clock says, I like mine!
*then he starts screaming*

I tried to figure out who gave him my number but whenever I mentioned "matt" he kept saying "I don't know this 'matt' of who you speak! I told you, Tim gave me your number!"

*more later* angry parents 0_o