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zaichikarky) wrote2010-11-17 12:27 pm
zaichikarky) wrote2010-11-17 12:27 pm
LJ Idol Topic 3: It's a Trap! part 1
I'm stuck between a number of topics this week so I hope that you guys can help me pick the entry that will actually vote me through! This is one of them...
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Oh which stage will these amateurs pick this time? OH NO NOT AGAIN! Why do they always pick the Mushroom Gorge? I always fall down the stupid gorge! This stage is my nemesis! Why can't they pick my stage: Moonview Highway? Man I get so ahead in that one. Everyone sucks at that it is why. I can't help it if they can't stay away from the cars. I also know exactly which route to take where I catch all the speed boosts. Right when it gets to 8000....
Oh here comes the roulette... MOONVIEW HIGHWAY MOONVIEW HIGHWAY... with 4 of them choosing Mushroom Gorge, however, it doesn't look like my choice will be so likely.
DAMMIT MUSHROOM GORGE AGAIN.
Oh little Lakitu, how your traffic light alludes me...
Gotta time it right. Last time it made me spin out. Here it goes.
Red... Red... GREEEN!
Got the speed boost wheee! Alright gotta get the first item... Oh boy 3 red shells! These suckers are really gunna get it. Watch out for Toad, everyone, my little mushroom retainer will trounce you ALL.
TAKE THAT YOSHI.
Alright... 3rd for now. Now for the next item. Hm red shell isn't so bad. I'll just have to get another item to protect myself.
Haha, Mario, don't you know how to avoid running into banana peels? GUESS NOT. ZOOOMM... 2nd place. I'll get that Baby Daisy, pow her with my red shell.
Not cutting that corner so tight are you Daisy? POW. Don't you even have any green shells or banana peels to protect yourself? Guess not.
FINALLY FIRST.
This is boring, these guys aren't catching up...
OH SHIT BLUE SHELL. I bet Daisy back there is really happy, but she won't be for long....
Slower slower slower... STOP and EXPLODE!!! Take that, Daisy! You all fell into my endearing trap! Thought you could get first from me? HAHAHA. Managed to get Mario along with that too. Hehehe. It won't be so hard getting first back from Yoshi...
Oh here comes the pow block. That's ok, I'll just time it and.... DAMMIT NO DOWN THE GORGE OH THIS SUUUUCCCKKS. Oh item item... please give me bullet bill! YEAH SUCKERS. I bet most of you don't even know you can control him somewhat... Haha, birdo.
Alright somehow back in third. Maybe I can take second if I can only slipstream.... Just stay right where you are, Mario, and...
BANANA PEEL?! Oh dammit where did that come from! NOOOO
5th?! Figures for Mushroom Gorge... There goes 100 points. Sigh... maybe the roulette will hit Moonview Highway next time.
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That is a typical experience playing Mario Kart wii. I'll explain some of the items for those of you unfamiliar with Mario Kart. The blue shell automatically hits the player in first place. Red shells are homing. They can be stopped with other shells or banana peels. Banana peels can also be left on the road. Bullet Bills are one of the best items. You get it only if you're really behind and they put you ahead as well as knock down anyone in your way. Pow blocks make you spin out and lose your items, but you can time them so that they don't spin out, although you still can still get a little astray and it's caused me to go into the gorge before...
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Oh which stage will these amateurs pick this time? OH NO NOT AGAIN! Why do they always pick the Mushroom Gorge? I always fall down the stupid gorge! This stage is my nemesis! Why can't they pick my stage: Moonview Highway? Man I get so ahead in that one. Everyone sucks at that it is why. I can't help it if they can't stay away from the cars. I also know exactly which route to take where I catch all the speed boosts. Right when it gets to 8000....
Oh here comes the roulette... MOONVIEW HIGHWAY MOONVIEW HIGHWAY... with 4 of them choosing Mushroom Gorge, however, it doesn't look like my choice will be so likely.
DAMMIT MUSHROOM GORGE AGAIN.
Oh little Lakitu, how your traffic light alludes me...
Gotta time it right. Last time it made me spin out. Here it goes.
Red... Red... GREEEN!
Got the speed boost wheee! Alright gotta get the first item... Oh boy 3 red shells! These suckers are really gunna get it. Watch out for Toad, everyone, my little mushroom retainer will trounce you ALL.
TAKE THAT YOSHI.
Alright... 3rd for now. Now for the next item. Hm red shell isn't so bad. I'll just have to get another item to protect myself.
Haha, Mario, don't you know how to avoid running into banana peels? GUESS NOT. ZOOOMM... 2nd place. I'll get that Baby Daisy, pow her with my red shell.
Not cutting that corner so tight are you Daisy? POW. Don't you even have any green shells or banana peels to protect yourself? Guess not.
FINALLY FIRST.
This is boring, these guys aren't catching up...
OH SHIT BLUE SHELL. I bet Daisy back there is really happy, but she won't be for long....
Slower slower slower... STOP and EXPLODE!!! Take that, Daisy! You all fell into my endearing trap! Thought you could get first from me? HAHAHA. Managed to get Mario along with that too. Hehehe. It won't be so hard getting first back from Yoshi...
Oh here comes the pow block. That's ok, I'll just time it and.... DAMMIT NO DOWN THE GORGE OH THIS SUUUUCCCKKS. Oh item item... please give me bullet bill! YEAH SUCKERS. I bet most of you don't even know you can control him somewhat... Haha, birdo.
Alright somehow back in third. Maybe I can take second if I can only slipstream.... Just stay right where you are, Mario, and...
BANANA PEEL?! Oh dammit where did that come from! NOOOO
5th?! Figures for Mushroom Gorge... There goes 100 points. Sigh... maybe the roulette will hit Moonview Highway next time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That is a typical experience playing Mario Kart wii. I'll explain some of the items for those of you unfamiliar with Mario Kart. The blue shell automatically hits the player in first place. Red shells are homing. They can be stopped with other shells or banana peels. Banana peels can also be left on the road. Bullet Bills are one of the best items. You get it only if you're really behind and they put you ahead as well as knock down anyone in your way. Pow blocks make you spin out and lose your items, but you can time them so that they don't spin out, although you still can still get a little astray and it's caused me to go into the gorge before...